what even are cats
Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m not even sure why.
"We have to talk about Jerry. I just don’t think he’s going to make the grade we’ve come to expect around here."
"CARL! CARL, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THE SUN IS HIDING IN THIS LITTLE METAL HOUSE!"
"I rest my case."
"CARL! CARL! CARL!"
"Or I will."
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
Andrew Garfield thinks it’d be cool if Spider-Man swung a different way. (He also wanted MJ to be played by Michael B. Jordan.)
“He’s so charismatic and talented. It’d be even better—we’d have interracial bisexuality!”
When EW later mentions the idea to Webb, the director says, “Michael B. Jordan, I know.” Oh, so he’s heard this too? “Uh, are you kidding?”
#here’s a fact: Andrew Garfield can’t shut up about how bad he wants to make out with Michael B. Jordan #and everyone in his life knows it #i bet if you asked emma stone ”so michael b jordan huh?” she would sigh and roll her beautiful eyes #IT’S CONSTANT she would say
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
this is SO important
oh my gosh
i live for this. stupid damn straight dudes fine harassing him till they knew he was a dude holy shit
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
every single one omg
How A Middle-School Principal Persuaded Students To Come To School
not going to see this man in no news nowhere
damn. and that’s middle school too.
God bless his whole existence.
I love him! He’s one of my educator heroes.
BEHOLD! POSITIVE. FUCKING. REINFORCEMENT.
Why we ever use anything else I do not know.
I live in a city with some of the most poverty-stricken inner city schools in the country. I’ve of the local grammar school has about a 90% attendance rate. They give grocery store giftcards to children with good attendance, and each month the classroom with the highest rates gets a pizza party for lunch.
Who’da thunk that helping kids have basic needs met outside the classroom could help?
Mr. Rux, you are an amazing man.